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Creative Writing – Books on Craft

Hi, Copy Bitch! I stumbled on your blog and noticed that you're…

Customer Retention Strategies: Make it Easy to Cancel Memberships

So here's the story. There will be a quiz at the end. Once…

The Anatomy of a Great Offer

Dear Copy Bitch: I’m launching a new website (I’m a fellow…

Customer Retention Strategies: Are You Welcoming Customers or Scaring Them Away?

Yesterday, I went to my "remote" office, a local coffee shop…

A Business Lesson from “Lost”

It's the morning after the series finale of Lost, and many people…

In Social Media, Do One Thing Well

When it comes to social media, the biggest mistake I see business…

Outbound Marketing Fail: A Real Life Story

I’m a huge advocate of a marketing philosophy called “inbound…

What I Learned about Writing & Revision from David Sedaris

I saw David Sedaris last night at Symphony Hall in Boston. (If…

Grammar & Punctuation Rules: Joint Possession (we’re not talking pot laws)

Dear Copy Bitch: Which one is correct: Erik and Anne’s…

Do You Want Great Copy or Perfect Copy?

Do you want great copy or perfect copy? You'll be surprised…

Honest Marketing Copy: Ready for “Risky” Conversations?

Note from The Copy Bitch: I wrote this post in 2010, meaning…

Word Confusion: We vs. Us

Dear Copy Bitch: I struggle with we vs. us. Consider this example: Your…

Conversational Copywriting: Don’t underestimate “chatty” writing

Dear Copy Bitch: I'm banging my head over here because, once…

Taking a Writing Hiatus (i.e. Back Away from the Computer, Ma’am)

Dear Copy Bitch: We're kindred spirits: I'm a copywriter by day,…

Unsolicited Sales Calls Suck (So Don’t Make ‘Em)

Dear Copy Bitch: I'm having an argument with the sales folks…