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Scott Brown, Semicolons, & More George Clooney Naked

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We're in those final lazy, hazy days of summer. Great time to…

Blogging - A Reality Check

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If you own a business, you've probably heard that a blog is a…

15 Status Update Ideas for Your Company Page on Facebook

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Dear Copy Bitch: You had a recent newsletter about status update…

Do You Mind Being Squeezed? Thoughts on Registration Forms

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Dear Copy Bitch: I noticed on one of the client sites you list…

Yes, it's FREE! Well, wait…

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I just signed up for a free magazine subscription. Actually,…

Recent Snail Mail That Caught My Attention

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Dear Copy Bitch: We're an HVAC company, and we keep encountering…

Creative Writing - Books on Craft

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Hi, Copy Bitch! I stumbled on your blog and noticed that you're…

What's Wrong With This Marketing Story?

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So here's the story. There will be a quiz at the end. Once…

The Anatomy of a Great Offer

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Dear Copy Bitch: I’m launching a new website (I’m a fellow…

Are You Welcoming Customers or Scaring Them Away?

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Yesterday, I went to my "remote" office, a local coffee shop…

A Business Lesson from "Lost"

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It's the morning after the series finale of Lost, and many people…

In Social Media, Do One Thing Well

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When it comes to social media, the biggest mistake I see business…

Outbound Marketing Fail - Real Life Story

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I’m a huge advocate of a marketing philosophy called “inbound…

What I Learned From David Sedaris

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I saw David Sedaris last night at Symphony Hall in Boston. (If…

Joint Possession (we're not talking pot laws)

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Dear Copy Bitch: Which one is correct: Erik and Anne’s clients…